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"Better than anyone I've ever known!
Dynamite! Just Dynamite!"
-- GUMPER
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"Amy was def everything as
mentioned plus more. Booked
an hour and it was not enough.
Will book again and again and again.
She is super chill and makes
you feel extremely comfortable.
Looking forward to our next session."
-- David, April 27, 2021
"I really REALLY needed that.
Thank you so much, Amy!"
-- ME, April 27, 2021
"Again I had an amazing time. Love the
way you make me feel. Don't change a thing!
Can't wait till next time."
-- Chris, April 27, 2021
"Continue being you and writing,
you're fantastic and it adds to
your attractiveness!"
-- Balla3, April 26, 2021
"Words cannot express what seeing
Amy has meant to me. Having not
been with anyone since Covid began
was a struggle. This time together
was the calm after the storm I
desperately needed. Was
incredible for me. She drips
sexiness and the most fun I've
had in many years. Wish I
had called her sooner. Looking
forward to next time."
-- MJ, April 26, 2021
"Not sure what to write. Had a
good time! Awesome :) Drained
me! Now I feel like I need a nap."
-- GG, April 26, 2021
"It's always fun to see Amy!
She gets things out of me I
didn't even know I had in me!"
-- P., April 23, 2021
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Praia Freguesia De Santana 2017
"Poets have penned that life is for loving,
While others have sung that love is alive;
But minus we clowns always pushing and shoving,
The future of both may still one day survive."
-- IFUSEEKAMY
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FEEDBACKWARDS?
Well, it appears I've been living in a
delusional dreamworld! With only
5 positive-feedback emails out of
20,000 visitors/day and 5 eye-
opening observations from play-
mates I consider rocksolid, (seen
to the right ===>) it seems maybe
my blogging is...well...a problem.
I had no idea! I was trying to
entertain...edify. If, in fact, I am
not, clearly I will simply stop.
APRIL 25, 2021
APRIL 25, 2021
FINAL VINYL?
With so many of you visiting
site/blog but giving me zero
feedback to VINYL VIDI VICI
and everything else, I've got no
way of knowing if anything I'm
doing is worth continuing.
Please take the time to message
me. As of now...I'm taking an
indefinite break so I'm not
posting a blog people are
bored by/don't really like.
I DON'T KNOW MUCH
CUZ I DONT WATCH MYSELF
APRIL 24, 2021 (#1)
Everyone knows by now I'm a huge
fan of TWIN PEAKS and VIPs have
seen my 26min personal tour
of my 2017 trip to the town/area
along with my tour of Devil's
Kettle (Jennifer's Body)...and that
I do have some eye issues myself
so it shouldn't be too difficult to
grasp how, with only one eye,
depth perception is...compro-
mised to say the least. But it
isn't a 1-eyed jack that's to
blame for people these days
having little or no vision beyond
the superficial. Humans have al-
ways been governed by what
we see people wear, their skin
color, hair, cars they drive and
anything else on the surface.
I've got a long list of BLACK-
LISTERS who've had their
nasty fun running the rumor-
mill/smack-talk because they
were turned away for being
rude, vulgar, uncooperative
with COVID protocols and
other anti-social/rude behavior.
On the surface people
will always judge me/you on
everything that rubs them the
wrong way but, beneath the
surface, there's a deeper issue.
They're just unhappy. I'm not
angry with these people...that's
silly. As they get older and wiser
I have no doubt they will regret
their actions. It's important for
us all to have deeper vision
of those around us, even if that
vision brings us to go separate
ways. We can all do so in peace.
Animosity is unnecessary.
The alternative -- be a SUICIDE
KING as so many are. I prefer to
be the ACE-QUEEN (otherwise
known as the BIG SLUT! hehehe)
Just make sure you say SLUT
like it's the best of all possible
things to be.....ever! And giggle!
With MY PAIR...I giggle-jiggle!
EYES WIDE OPEN?
NO SUCH THING AS PRIVACY ANYMORE
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
APRIL 24, 2021 (#2)
I've mentioned many times how
it breaks my heart how so much
of the sweetness of PRE-1990s
culture is lost forever, especially
everything 'magic childhood'.
But in the last decade some-
thing else horrifying has hap-
pened -- CEREALS have gone
rogue! The confusion around
Sugar Crisp/Honey Smacks/
Sugar Smacks was over as
soon as they utterly
DESTROYED THEM by
altering the recipe/prep of
them so now they just taste
and feel wrong, chew wrong.
Having access to American
pop, cereals and other awe-
some swag allowed me to enjoy
these until suddenly they just
-- without warning or customer
consultation -- DESTROYED
them!!! This still isn't as bad
as what KELLOGGs did to the
60-year-old epic legend
SPECIAL K which abruptly
ANNIHILATED itself overnight.
It was possibly one of the
best TOP 10 simple perfect
cereals with CORN FLAKES
and SHREDDED WHEAT.
One day it was perfect, the
next...inedible. Wow! Taking
a vacation from the doldrums
and monotony is healthy but
to PERMANENTLY ruin
classic foundations of our
culture? WOW! I am still me!
Enhanced yes -- the way you
add strawberries to CORN
FLAKES...not a completely
different recipe/appearance
etc...Travel...grow...become
more you, a better version
of you...not someone who is
not even YOU anymore.
Besides, you're not cereal!
They literally SHOT these
classics down where they
stood...no joke! Not funny!
THE CLOSER I GET TO YOU
APPARENTLY IT GETS HARDER AS YOU GET OLDER
VENUS GENIUS!
If the universe has some sort of conscious
creator...SHERILYN is one of the best
evidences. While I've been dodging any
recent beauty, she can no longer be suppres-
sed from the list of luscious luminary
perfections. Amazing body and a face that
seems too perfect to be possible...I simply
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL for her!
On my TOP 10 all time list...#5!
APRIL 24, 2021 (#3)
CONGRATS!! In what can only be
described as the FASTEST find
ever! MARIA T. noticed Brit's
statue-kissing post of 22 hrs ago
and -- within 30 minutes!!! --
located my JULY 14, 2020 post
of the same, found the hidden
link to the Easter Egg, KIK'd
me all the appropriate info
and won herself some awesome
time/prize!! Wow! Way to go!
APRIL 23, 2021
APRIL 23, 2021 #1
Coming back from days on the
road with a ragtag rabble of those
so close to me happens only be-
cause they don't share the freedom
I enjoy, but the journey there and
back is more than enough to
shake off the dust-n-must on this
bust...spesh with my new batch
of BRAS waiting for me! Couple
SHUFFLE THE CARDS IN MY STACK!
times a year I revive my STACKED status by perking up my boobs with new
BRAS that lift a little better & are, of course, BEAUTIFUL to unpackage & try
on. Gets me all giddy! Now with 20 months of COVID crippling us, the mere
idea of ever SHOPPING, let alone in a mall/store seems like something you
talk about to the grandkids about 'the good ole days'. Scary, isn't it? I have a
fab supplier that fits me once a year and then ships them out because...well..
I've got 100%-natural BOOBS unaccommodated by 95% of typical
outlets. Speaking of 'outlets'...with travel being one of my major ones, after
months of rattling around the same-ole-same, ditching what turned out to be
a SNOWY LOCKDOWN made the instability of NORTHERN ONTARIO seem
BEAUTIFUL by comparison, but it needed none since it's always gorgeous!
The weather didn't daunt us at all! We did try sleeping in tents but 80% of
the time we were huddled in the back of the SUVS tucked-in-toasty.
So, with several days without BLOG, here's a bit more than I typically do.
Imma STACK it so you can jack it? Ooops did I say that out loud?
I meant the other jacket...as in, it's still plenty cold 'nuff to need one,
regardless what PHIL COLLINS says. So dig up P. ANDERSON's old
tv STACKED on youtube and STACKED RACKS FROM MARS and for
a silly venture into retro flicks why not ROBERT STACK in AIRPLANE!
(they're all hilarious and full of foolin' 'round jokers!!)
LAY YOUR HANDS ON MY TWINS!!
DON'T WORRY! I'M BACK!
APRIL 23, 2021 #2
There's no such thing as weather whacked enough
to keep me from traveling, especially when it's been
so long since my Bday circumnavigating the
earth itself in 4 days, airbourne the entire time.
But to come home to only a handful of emails
of those missing my BLOG, I'm not too eager to
share. With 20,000 daily readers only 200 of you
have bothered to say HELLO, let alone anything
more. It's actually pretty rude. If you desist from
reading simply because I'm a little insulted...
NOT STONED BUT...
Covid's 'whacking' people and, I guessing, there's plenty of you using
my site as grist for 'whacking off' (HAHAHAHA) but I'm back &, yes,
the screening process for new visitors remain somewhat stringent
with the toll rolling up. It doesn't mean we can't be HAPPY or can't
be silly. It just means in this NEW WORLD ORDER we must all make
new approaches to how that's done. With bars gathering dust, the
'flies' have flown, with restaurants locked up, you gotta fire up
those forgotten stove-tops; theaters? my 200 INCH movie screen
and movie-house antique popcorn machine are working harder than
ever and with the hotels choking out of circulation you'll have to
go from your front door to mine without interacting at all
with the outside world and jump through a few unattractive hoops
before, during and after. Anything other is similar to the American
ignorance/stupidity. And I'm not stupid. As smarter-than-average
Yogis we should know which pickanick baskets to sample and which
to skip! We're not on the road to nowhere here sweeties!! This
is a very specific destination -- HEALTH, HAPPINESS, HEROICISM!
Don't need rescuing -- DO THE RESCUING!!
Now...let's have some silly fun!!
MAYBE....SOMEDAY SOON
BUCKLE UP BABY!!!
BUT NEVER BROKEN
APRIL 23, 2021 (#3)
Who's a fan of MAD MAG?
It's really a GUY thing isn't it?
I didn't grow up exposed to
it in any way so now, when I
see it, it doesn't make the sort
of "funny" sense that 3 stooges
etc makes to me...but MAD TV
was definitely a millennial
thing and I was an avid fan!
I miss it even though they did
make some serious manage-
ment errors in the last 2
seasons that lost us all.
CRACKED MAG was slightly
more funny but -- like the
WHACKYPACKs you could
buy in the 70s that I missed
out on too, they're less funny
than kitsch/crazy. Crazy can
be hilarious when it's done
well but CRAZY is more good
medicine than anything else.
What's the craziest thing
you've ever done? I just came
back from a road trip where
I finally 'rode the hood' of
the SUV I was in -- some-
thing D. did several times
when he was young and rec-
ommended trying under the
safer circumstances (if they
exist at all). It was crazy,
perilous, exhilarating & def
stupid! But what's this crazy
life without some insanity to
break up the monotony of
otherwise mirthless...well...
CRAZY! Nothing like blowing
off some steam or just...
blowing...or is it sucking off?
Blowing off? Sucking off?
Nothing crazy about a cock
in my mouth! Feels as natural
to me as bubblegum.
Hmmmm...cumgum still sounds
good to me...yknow...like the
SQUIRT gums...but there's a
thick load of cum in there!
Oh jeeeez...I'd buy the
company! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Try WHAT ABOUT BOB (Murray
is always perfection), CABLE
GUY (I've seen 30 times)
FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD
CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
STIRRED BUT NEVER SHAKEN
APRIL 23, 2021 (#4)
Someone with an IQ needs
to explain to me why BOND
is shaken but never stirred
when logically it should be
that he's stirred never shaken.
Either way....I'd like to think I'm
stirred (awoken/aroused) but
never shaken by the troubles
of this world...or at least I
try to keep my **** together!
Best way to do that is to
relax...and relax...and relax...
I practice yoga, I have a ZEN
ROOM with a fountain, sand,
relaxing music playing 24/7
and, of course, I am a nature-
girl spending 2-4 hours/day
in the woods or on the beach
or hiking, sailing, canoeing,
or just laying under a tree
watching the treetops graze
the sky. It's enough to keep
the heart even, the mind
steady, the nerves far from
frazzled, the eyes clear, the
soul serene. But LAUGHING
is simply the best Zen
second only to a GREAT
romp riddled with as many
orgasms as one can have!
Ya GOTTA HAVE FUN!
YA GOTTA LAUGH!
I know that traditionally
fart/laxative humor is a 'guy'
thing but, I confess, I lose my
**** with a good joke/skit
related to them. Should I be
embarrassed about that?
Clowns are as creepy as they
are funny (depending on
which clown you're talking
about) but combine a
clownish character and a
fart/laxative...whatever...
and ok ok ok I bust a gut!
There's been some classics
like VAN WILDER and Dumb
& Dumber from my era...they
keep me sane in the brain
when my patience is
drained. How about you?
Is Major Payne funny? Or
........you just don't get it?
CAN'T GO WRONG WITH METHANY
THIS MUST BE WHAT PARADISE IS LIKE!
"Don't know what to write except
you went way beyond any
expectation I had and I'll be
back again and again."
-- Solag, April 17, 2021
"Gotta confess I had some ideas
about Indian girls that turned out
to be dumb AF and I'm now a
fan, a big big fan! All the raves
are right on the money. Amy's
just a trove. 10 out of 10 all the way!""
-- Brendan, April 16, 2021
"I'm shocked she expects so little
for what she does and gives.
Blew me away. So many people
keep saying that and I see why
now. It's just the best way to
describe her. She just blows
you away. THANKS Amy!"
-- Tikko, April 16, 2021
"So damn adorable. Such a
perfect experience. I can't
wait to see her top herself!"
-- Valerie, April 15, 2021
SACRED INFO: Every now and then I enjoy giving out info
I consider to be private...sacred. For those to whom it matters...
I've never disclosed this before...my ACTUAL fav song of
all time...is SEND IN THE CLOWNS. It's blue, yes...but
there's a magic captured by the analogy of what happens
between two people in love as being...a circus of mutual
failures and clumsy carelessness. I weep every time I play
it, but there's a sweet kind of happy sadness in those tears.
APRIL 23, 2021 (#5)
Send In the Clowns
CONGRATS!! to our
MERRY CHERRIES winner!
Biskit31 saw Britney's 6PM POST
last night of the cherries & went
hunting for the matching link==>
link on my site which has been
laying unfound since APRIL 19
2018!! He found it in the cherry-
licking photo posted seven years
ago like the clever devil he is!
He then KIK'd me the proper
info and BINGO BANGO, he's
ready to TANGO!
APRIL 20, 2021 (#5)
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