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"Oh to be the first to make a juicy peach comment that makes it to her blog marquee!
Amy's a peach alright. JUICY, sweet-as-hell and squirms and whimpers
intoxicatedly. Bring a napkin!"
-- ShizzleIt
“August is ripening grain in the fields,
blowing hot and sunny,
the scent of tree-ripened peaches,
of hot buttered sweet
corn on the cob. Vivid dahlias fling huge
tousled blossoms through gardens
and joe-pye-weed dusts the meadow purple.”
– Jean Hersey
Apples, Peaches,
Pumpkin Pie...
ready or not...
here cum I....
GOOD MORNING!
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SUMMER DIMMER: Final Friday
As the last FRIDAY of summer and
SEPT 1 come roaring at us, I'm
true to my tradition and have an
'end-of-summer' LIL THANG I put
together just as a momentous
rite of passage. I will be posting
again SEPT 1st itself. I wanna thank
everyone who made AUGUST
and summer itself so much more
interesting than it could have been.
Let's stay safe these next few days
and remember...never forget...
I AM YOUR ETERNAL INDIAN SUMMER
AN ECHO OF AWE
THROWBACK Thursday
always looks this good when
you're sitting on the brim of
the Grand Canyon. I've
only been once but the
impact is intense when
you GUST WITH AWE at
how ice could do such
an extraordinary thing.
This is the Marianna's
Trench of our topside life.
I'm missing FIJI more
than any place else but
for eye-popping awe...
The echoes of this
experience are.........
AUGUST 27, 2020
SUMMER SLIMMER!
AUGUST 26, 2020
Turtle soup is a delicacy in places I've
visited and relished (including FIJI) but
it's illegal in most places like GTA.
I've tried it but not morally-angled
for the concept as a whole...but I do
love to flourish my food presentation
including 'sculpting' it; and my blue-
ribbon home-made potpies are
ideal for making TURTLE pies...
and a lil watermelon & celery help
keep the meal under 200 calories!
It's all about the seasoning!
Who's eating my pie...?
SUMMER SHIMMER!
AUGUST 26, 2020
The cosmic alchemy that brought
about this ball of roiling plasma &
gas, a fire burning in a globe shape
amid a circle of planets and moons
...seemingly for millions and billions
of years...(it's a fire floating in the
reaches of oblivion) around which we
survive, fascinates me! Any nearer
we would die, any further, we'd die.
How is this not amazing?! It's just
a fire burning in on itself without
fuel of any kind...burning...and
burning...it's absolutely beyond
AWE! AUGUST is almost over...
Like the sun...I'm burning...burning...
sizzle sizzle, no plans to fizzle...
SUMMER TRIMMER!
At least once a week I have
to cut and style the lawn
and whack off the weeds.
I'm out there just
whacking them off in
broad daylight! No one
seems to care! (hehe).
Using the trimmer is a bit
intimidating with an
unnatural fear of snipping
a toe even through my
shoes. Call me silly!
But with a few more
pounds off the bod
myself...the only thing
we don't want cut short
is the summer. Since I can't
skydive I'm injecting myself
a bit more into my art.
Drawing was my first love.
AUGUST 25, 2020
SUMMER GLIMMER!
I spend quite a bit of time
sailing, canoeing, beach-
combing and just drinking
in the summer, especially
the glimmer/shimmering
waters of wherever I hap-
pen to be (this summer
turned out to be not too
exotic, but making the best
of a plague situation). The
most sunny thing we can
all do for ourselves is keep
a shiny, shimmering atti-
tude, chin-up, and just keep
following the sun where it
takes us! Let's you and me
glow a little, burn brighter
for a few minutes...and I'm
sure we can find something
that glistens on my face...
Something else I can
drink...? Like YOU!
AUGUST 25, 2020
SUMMER SIMMER!
AUGUST 24, 2020
As summer starts to simmer down and
the flames ebb leaving a white-hot
ember-life...SUMMER for most is about
to end. I fear most people did not
exploit the brief and bountiful hours
as they ought to have and will regret
it as fall/winter loom ahead. As your
365-DAY INDIAN SUMMER I'm ever-
sunny, ever-warm, ever-cozy!
So it's time for an End-Of-Summer
<<== TOP 10 Flix to polish it off...
Starting with the best of the bunch --
FANDANGO!
SUNCUM! SO YUMMY!
Every morning I'm out before
dawn to bask in the beauty
of life and possibilities!
Before I sail or ride or canoe
or hike, I'm some place I
love -- especially by water
or in the woods -- eating my
breakfast while the SUN CUMS
and CUMS and CUMS!
Seriously...here cums the sun!
I swear! And SUNLIGHT is not
only a disinfectant, it also has
an intense chemical reaction
with our blood, brain, mind,
spirit...there is literally a
chemical MAGIC that occurs
inside us on a very visceral
level...so get up! Go outside
turn your face to the sky...
close your eyes...and let the
sun cum all over you!
It will literally make you a
happier, healthier human!
Nature's gooey.
Get some goo!
AUGUST 24, 2020
CAMJAM TODAY!
AUGUST 23, 2020
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS!
...having a live CAMJAM with myself
and my houseguests/friends
including one celeb EVERYONE
desperately wants a go at!
at 2:30pm you can enjoy a live inter-
active FUNTIME with myself and
three others free of any $ and
might lead to a MEET-N-EAT
experience if you seem ideal for it!
Contact me before 2pm
EASY TO TEASEY & PLEASEY
After some great camping with both wives
and GFs, I thought I'd take 15 minutes to
whip up some whimsy for everyone who's
into it. VIPs can find 4 new vids including the
TENT fun we had and even the first good-
sized fish I've caught. Everyone else...
hope you enjoy this little slice of silly
and summer from various locales.
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AUGUST 23, 2020
"If you go into the woods today...."
BONFIRE OF THE INSANITIES
THE ADVENTURES OF BARON VON
MUNCHAUSEN -- an absolutely
ridiculous cinematic thrill is the
first of 10 of my GO-TO flix led by
JOHN NEVILLE. With summer start-
ing to wind down for most and
COVID/FLU ominously ahead
of us, such sweet, hilarious and
wild rides are GREAT MEDICINE
for the mind/heart/spirit.
I've watched it and these other
9 FLIX as often as is needed to
adjust my morale. Tried & true
they qualify as "OMG WHAT
THE HELL" insanity suited
to burn with fun for days!
AUGUST 21, 2020
AUNT CHILLADA: F I R E F R Y
Once you master making these
there's almost nothing keeping
you from eating them at least
weekly if not more! OMG they
are so ddddaaaaammmnnnn!
Needless to say everytime
AUNT CHILLADA comes to visit
I'm moaning with oral pleasure.
Not as good as cock/cum but
when someone cums on them...
AUGUST 20, 2020
DR. ONE: F I R E F L Y
Unlike my late dearly-beloved, I'm far
from adroit with this DRONE...but I'm
anxious to use it to SKY-SPY like a JANE
BOND! I wasn't a fan of the show but
I still like the idea of naming it so
FIREFLY it is! D. took amazing footage
from Everest to Aussie outback, dolphins
in the middle of the ocean, FIJI's lustrous
beauty and so much more. I'm eager to
'travel' using it's eagle-eye. My sky-diving
plans set aside...this is my consolation!
Spreading my wings...who's co-piloting?!
AUGUST 20, 2020
F I R E F A L L
I indulge in FRENCH TOAST
once a month and it goes
well with JETSONS and the
original WONDER WOMAN
(Lynda Carter) Now that the
temps have dropped and
the SUMMER OF FIRE is
apparently over...my fire
is far from falling. If any-
thing, I'm your kettle
crazy-steaming! I may not
be MAPLE but I'm the same
color, texture & sweetness!
AUGUST 19, 2020
F I R E L I P S
Kissing and cuddling are
the best part of life!
I do miss necking...wtvr
happened to necking?!
Today's HUMPDAY so
let's DO IT! Don't be
GRUMPY! Let's HUMPY-
PUMPY! Come on
JUMP ME!
AUGUST 19, 2020
QUEST FOR FIRE
Unlike all the clearly-choreographed
(and probably scripted) alleged 'reality tv'
this legit race in my FAV place in the world
(FIJI) -- to which I have been many times
and often didn't want to leave -- is a quest
to find, build and maintain the FIRE that
keeps us climbing when the knees should
be collapsing, clawing when the fingers
should be in a cast, crawling when
we should be in the grave. Join me...?
as I relish their journey! The fires that
have tried me may surprise you.
AUGUST 18, 2020
FIRE & ICE
What a fantastic weekend full of sailing,
riding, paddling and plenty of shivers
and sweat! VIPs can now view a mix
of 37 minutes from the adventures
of myself, 3 separate playmates who
answered the MEET-N-EAT question,
and our celebrity house-guest who had
an awesome experience and will def
be up for it again sometime in the
future. Keeping to the theme we
used ice cubes, ice cream and
candles to create a Carnal Carnival!
AUGUST 17, 2020
IRONS IN THE FIRE
With my novel and travel on the
backburners, I'm still cooking up
a firestorm with KFLY/KSXY and
soaking up as much of the
fleeting summer as I can and def
still smokin' and burning in all
ways that matter most.
The flames are hypnotic...
Let's go deeeeeeeeeper.
As deep as lust goes....
AUGUST 17, 2020
OCEAN OF FIRE
I like to have an annual "HORSE DAY"
watching HIDALGO, PHARLAP, and
the 1949 ROCKING-HORSE WINNER.
Hidalgo was one of D.'s fav flix, first
because he was an avid horse-rider
whose uncle owned race horses and
taught him to jockey; and second
because he -- like Hidalgo -- was
almost unstoppable. He did not know
how to quit/surrender. Anything. Ever.
If you haven't seen and wept over the beauty of HIDALGO & PHARLAP
(possibly the 2 greatest horses to ever grace the earth) you're
really missing out! Life is a desert...an Ocean Of Fire, testing us...
If these spirits can't stoke the dying embers of your
heart and hope and zest for life, nothing can. Rekindle your FIRE!!
AUGUST 16, 2020
Passing her around
to dad and brothers
IFUSEEKAMY
SUNSHINE
Another flick full
of AWE and FIRE.
9th time loving
it. See it!
AUGUST 15, 2020
FIRE AND REIGN
D. absolutely adored this flick! He watched
it numerous times, wept like a baby
everytime! He was so much like
Denzel's character. It will be tonight's
FRIDAY FARE as well as REIGN OF FIRE
for the adventurous HUCKLEBERRY FUNN
of it! This weekend us girls will also be
watching ST. ELMO'S FIRE and poke
around for some other appropriate
FLIX-ON-FIRE. We missed the NOTRE
DAME fire by days in Paris 2019 during
our last XMAS adventures. Honestly, I
wish it had burned to the ground.
AUGUST 14, 2020
FIRE IN THE HOLE
CELEBRITY MEET-N-EAT possibilities...
Today and tomorrow and probably
Sunday, my celebrity house-guest is
prepped to meet-n-eat with one lucky
playmate who is first to answer the
following non-skilled question:
WHAT'S THE GENERAL PREMISE OF
MY UPCOMING NOVEL
"HURRICANE JANE"
Meet and dine with myself and one
of the most lusted women in
showbiz...schedule somewhat flexible.
As always, ZERO $ is involved!
More than meeting and eating is likely!
AUGUST 14, 2020
VIRé DE VIVRE!
As I promised to make some effort
to find some of the numerous trains
I've been on around the world --
especially EUROPE -- I decided to
break my 10 year rule about sharing
photos from outside NOR-AM (except
the VIP AREA) and what better way
to do that than to ignore the Parisien
JERK persona and still rave that, even
though the Eiffel is rusty, dusty and
surprisingly musty, it is epic. Many visits
and still gusting with awe! Très Bien
AUGUST 14, 2020
F I R E B A L L !
VIPs get numerous extras
and perks including getting
to be outdoors naked in
the adventure cabana!
Check this out this lil
ball of fire EL FRESCO
AUGUST 13, 2020
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Too hot to handle?
Fire up those babies for
my hands, lips and
everything else I got...
If the sun gets off...
YOU SURE CAN!!
AUGUST 13, 2020
FOREVER JUNG
The future comes in like lapping tides.
The horizon is where hope thrives.
Here...now...through the crazy comb of days
you and I bumble and cheer and revel and
remember better days, a kinder maze.
But beauty is our blanket when the fires
smolder and the night chills us.
Still above the surface are the possibilities.
Time waits for no one; instead it urges us
all to set aside our pie in the sky and
grab with both hands the pie on our plate.
Eat, drink, be merry, be loved, be lovers
be born every morning. Live, give, grow.
Today...today is what it means to be young.
AUGUST 13, 2020
DREAMING IN METAPHORS
I've got a dream 'bout an angel on the beach
And the perfect waves are starting to come
His hair is flying out in ribbons of gold
And his touch has got the power to stun
I've got a dream 'bout an angel in the forest
Enchanted by the edge of a lake
His body's flowing in the jewels alive
And the earth below is starting to shake
But I don't see any angels in the city
I don't hear any holy choirs sing
And if I can't get an angel
I can still get a boy
And a boy'll be the next best thing
The next best thing to an angel
A boy'll be the next best thing
AUGUST 13, 2020
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...IT'S GONE...
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT'S BEGUN...
THE PLUSH LIFE
AUGUST 8, 2020
In the legendary words of
KERMIT "It aint easy being
green..." or BROWN (as the
ethnic case may be). Tho
Canada is better than the
U.S., I've accepted from a
very young age that I was
going to have to deal with
the fact that many people
-- even without knowing
they're doing it -- choose
a blonde or redhead or...
well...not brown.
Who knows why or what
prejudices still exist clouding
reality for some but baby...
you don't know what you're
missing...some of the best
CHOCOLATE CAKE EVER!
Soft, moist, deeeeeep dark,
delicious. Who needs a fork
when you got hands and
lips and...ooooohhyyaaaaa!
AUGUST 12, 2020
THE PLUSH LIFE II
AUGUST 8, 2020
AUGUST 12, 2020
WHITE IS THE ABSENCE
OF ALL/ANY COLOR.
RAINBOW YOUR LIFE!
THE MUST LIFE
MAKE NO MISTAKE... sex is not only a right
but a necessity. You want sex, yes, but you
NEED SEX! You NEED to grab my head and ram
it down on your cock over and over
until it detonates in my mouth.
You NEED to pump and dump and thump
and bump and roar like a lion.
Your social, emotional health depends on it... or you
may just snap and strangle some schmuck/asshole.
Stay sane. Cum get your medicine
like a good boy and girl!
AUGUST 11, 2020
THE GUSH LIFE
Every precious word of positivity puts
the earth's axis right and fierce and
follows you everywhere you go like
a faithful puppy. Be a sweetie and
tell someone you love something
wonderful about them that you
hold dear! Even if Karma is nonsense
I'd be willing to bet you'll like
yourself more..and maybe life itself!
A little GUSH never hurt anyone!
AUGUST 11, 2020
STORMY & SUNNY
...lust is the best of all
weather
THE RUSHED LIFE (?)
It was nice to (basically) take most of the
weekend to gluttonize the summer
and magic and beauty of the world
with the excep. of Saturday afternoon's...
shenanigans. My horses love to rush
...it's in their HELIX. I trot and gallop
often 'nuff they get their blood brewing.
But I like to think they have an equally-
AUGUST 10, 2020
innate respect and awe for the nature they were born to and evolved in at
least as much as you and I. They're in no more rush than this little guy I
took time to awe at while the waves were slowly coming in nearby and the
wind was gusting off the tide. Let's you and I slow down...and go down...
THE HUSHED LIFE
AUGUST 10, 2020
There are sacred elements of my life I reveal little about not because I am
a secretive person but because when it comes to living, loving and
expressing, others' lives are also involved. This is especially the case
when it comes to the celebrities playmates of mine have met (and more)
But I do allow them to write (censored) 'reviews' not about me but about
their experience with whomever it happened to be.
The RUST 'n' THRUST LIFE
Had to be respectfully-quiet
in the hallowed belly of this
beast. Sorting through
numerous trips around the
world including Venice and
FIJI and since it's Sunday
I thought this was fitting.
I have quite a bit more
including the fun we had
in 3 individual alcoves.
Didn't get naked and
do any THRUSTING: did do
a whole lotta groping &
sucking! I'm so evil! So
much of Venice has been
disintegrating for years,
you should get there before
it all comes tumbling down.
Though I despise the
CHURCH the architecture
is worth more than an
AWE or two. <VIDEO>
AUGUST 9, 2020
THE JUST LIFE
COUNTING DOWN NOW...
Premieres August 21st!
I hate that we have to wait a
year now for 12-13 episodes
of every beloved show but TV
has changed so dramatically!
I'm grateful NETFLIX scooped
it up after its cancellation &
hired entirely new people to
make it what it ought to have
been from DAY ONE. Speaking
of DAY ONE, SUNDAY is
actually DAY 7 of 7. So when
you think about it...today is
THE LAST DAY! (giggle).
REPENT OR DIE!
OMG! hahahahahah!
Live a just life...according to
whose rules, ethos, principles,
religious ideas?
A moral compass is healthy
but who decides where
N.E.W.S are? Let alone
how to get there?
PLEASURE is UNBOUND!
Grab some mane & RIDE IT!
AUGUST 9, 2020
THE GUST LIFE
AUGUST 8, 2020
There's 8 TVs in the house
along with the 200-inch
movie projector system in
the playroom that's playing
ambient beach, mountains,
forests, jungles, porn,
music videos depending on
the mood of the house.
This is the MOBILE used
strictly for balcony, porch,
yard, cabana etc. It allows
the FREEDOM to BE
OUTDOORS and still watch
saturday morning toons
or late-night movies or just
afternoon FEAR FACTOR.
LET'S GUST...with AWE!!
LUST FOR LIFE
I'm walking on sunshine this
morning after a great
overnight on the boat with
lovers and friends! VIPs
can find some great frames
from the night of beauty
laughs and lust! I'm trying
my best to wring every
ounce of adventure,
serenity, happiness and
hope from these fleeting
moments! ATM I've got
some SOS BAND playing
and prepping for some
FRIENDLY GIANT and some
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK
The day is dripping with
possibilities! LET'S LUST!
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AUGUST 8, 2020
As I mentioned, FRIDAY NIGHTS
are a kind of sacred time for me &
those I love...but since today it was
only myself and Riel I thought I'd
offer a tiny glimpse into at least
one of the very sexy, romantic, cool
and soothing ways we exploit the
summer, the sun, the cabana &
the opportunity given by LIFE &
TIME itself...we have many others
but this is...sigh...almost AGAIGs.
BE PATIENT WITH GIF RENDERING>
THE LUSH LIFE
AUGUST 7, 2020
FRIDAY'S FIJI LONGING
With COVID and D.'s passing I dread
that I'll never get to FIJI again.
Who knows if it will ever be the same!
After a dozen visits over the years
FRIDAY'S longing for FIJI leads me
to bask in the gorgeous day today
and ambitious goals for the remaining
few weeks of a summer where the fire
seems to have faded.
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AUGUST 7, 2020
G'MORNING CAPTAIN!
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OMG! I HATED having to
shrink this down to fit an
animated GIF size...I've col-
lected over 100 episodes
of this show, watched
many (still watching) as
part of my NEVER GROW
OLD policy to life. While
everyone else is dragging
themselves into their
shower I've already been
up for hours, showered
outside, sailed, canoed
eaten breakfast on the
beach or in the woods.
And while everyone else
is slugging off to work
I'm watching CAPTAIN
Kangaroo or SCOOBY
(the originals!), The
New Zoo Review and so
on! Today is a
BEAUTIFUL DAY!
Let's SHARE THIS
FRIENDLY DAY!
AUGUST 7, 2020
Long after D.'s passing we have
kept the FRIDAY NIGHT FIRES burning
with chinese take-out and a fun,
intimate gathering celebrating
the week, life, love, togetherness.
I'm going to keep making FORTUNE
cookies. Who wants my cookies?
PEACH OF ME
After 3 hours of sailing, I'm in a rush to do a
throwback Thursday just for the heck of it.
Found fab video and photos of CANDYLAND
we played at LEVEL ONE in Ottawa...
and was thrilled to see my photos
kissing PRINCESS PEACH as we left.
Now... who's kissing MY peach
Those who already know I'm a SCRABBLE
wiz know my circle of friends always
find new ways to make themes or just
invent words & their definitions,
especially words that seem like they
should be words already! Give it whirl!
IT'S PEACHY!
AUGUST 6, 2020
Rainbows 'n' Puppies
'n' Flowers 'n' Hanson!!!
Wink wink! I'm not quite that dorky
but I do try to be UP and positive
about LIFE. Pepper's not keen on
anything that doesn't taste, smell
and chew like meat, but everyone
should have some watermelon!
Click HERE to see her hanging
onto summer with all her might!
Only a few fellas and one gal
showed up empty-handed this
past week so let's hope
if THIS IS THE END
(great apocalypse comedy!)
class is in style more than ever!
AUGUST 6, 2020
ALWAYS HIP TO TIP
Talk about the TIP of the
iceberg...all my classy and
sweet playmates take a little
extra effort to grab me
some flowers, gift card
(Shoppers & Walmart pref)
and of course cash can be
very sweet as an extra!
With my insanely-reduced
prices...seems sweet to!
Great reviews show
respect and integrity on
your part as well! Thanks to
all who show so much
CLASS! You're A+
AUGUST 5, 2020
FaceBasting!
IFUSEEKAMY
Embrace the storm,
Be safe & warm
AIN'T NO MORTON SALT GIRL!
One of the great "rainy day" flicks
of all time is DON'T LOOK NOW
with Donald Sutherland. It belongs
to that freaky-deaky realm of
creepy movies where half the
time you're thinking "what the hell
is going on?!" (which I love!)
Dunno how many times I've
watched it! The...evil(?)'s wearing a
red raincoat and running around...
well...watch it if you haven't!
It's sunny! Let's blue sky together!
AUGUST 5, 2020
RAINY DAZE & WEDNESDAZE
AUGUST 5, 2020
...never get me down. I LOVE the
CARPENTERS. Karen has an awesome
voice and they made so many sweet,
wonderful songs. I play them quite a
bit on KFLY. VIPs can find 34 mins of
the fun I had with Regan (my wife)
and her boyfriend in the AUGUST
area of SUMMER section. Mean-
while...here's a little sweetness.
Dear-departed hubby learned this at age 8 and it stuck with
him long enough to pass it on to me. Sometimes I expect
to see him floating towards me like his SWAN legacy...
It's HUMPDAY...don't be down...be UP! Don't be dazed or crazed.
JUST BE AMAZED! Am(y)azed! Let's make this blue day, yellow!
SEX WITHOUT SUBTITLES
You need to check out my
crouching tiger position.
This is the house of flying something
but it sho'nuff ain't no daggers!
I may not be a hero but I love
all 3 of these movies and have seen
them a dozen times.
HERO is especially clever and dear to me.
Now that my eyes are starting to
really wonk on me I can't read
subtitles without risking further
WONK so we will have to
sex the time without subtitles.
Don't worry! When I'm 'going off'
it only seems like I'm
speaking in tongues!
AUGUST 4, 2020
LAUGHTER IN THE RAIN
The world is full of wonder
and water and we are 60%
water and 40% wonder.
Find beauty. Bathe in it.
Check out the videos on MDV
AUGUST 4, 2020
"Who knew singing in the rain could
be so exhausting!"
ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN
CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA!
You KNOW I love to chugga chugga
and I'm a churning, smokin' force!
Let's get your stack blowing,
that whistle tooting...
It's Monday and once this engine's
started...you and I are a non-stop
thunder and rhythm...
clackity clackity...CHOO CHOO!
AUGUST 3, 2020
THE TRAIN
I've been on many trains in many countries
(I'll dig up some video, they're so awesome)
and ROMPED on more than my share
with people dear to me. Trains, track,
stations are all terribly romantic!
There's many abandoned vintage
stations in Ontario I've seen and would
love to get to and take some photos
...you want this caboose?
Grab your ticket fast! I'm the express!
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AUGUST 3, 2020
FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE
Starting today, you could get
4 FREE HOURS
of playtime by simply knowing me
well enough to put my answers
to the weekly question in the
correct order -- the order I
would put them in!
Here's the question:
AUGUST 2, 2020
NAME THE BEST VINYL ALBUM COVER
MESSAGE ME FOR MY 10 ANSWERS AND -- PROVIDED YOU KNOW
ME WELL ENOUGH TO PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT DESCENDING
ORDER BEFORE ANYONE ELSE -- YOU WIN!
One guess per playmate, this week's question ends SATURDAY 9AM AUGUST 8th
"I'm All Wet...Can I Cum In...?"
And with that epic sentence
ELISHA CUTHBERT goes down
(at least in history) as
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR.
I'm definitely the girl next door
meets...well...you may have to
wear your raincoat if you push
all my buttons right.
SOAK ME! DRENCH ME!
AUGUST 2, 2020
White Dog, Brown Kitty
Most people haven't heard
of or seen "WHITE DOG"
because it was buried by
Paramount & only popped
up on the DVD grid in 2008...
and I can see why. WOW!
What a great but controversial
story. Most people also don't
know that KRISTY McNICHOL
was lesbian and making out
with Tatum while they were
filming a story about them
losing their virginity to boys.
Sometimes when you have
a 'kitty' and/or you're brown
or just small...you have to
walk tall and carry a big stick...
or at least a big pencil.
Let's 'pencil' you in...
AUGUST 1, 2020
KUNGPHOO DOG
As per my Sunday morning
ritual....this week I'm watching
my HONG KONG PHOOEY
DVDs, and then I think some
GRAPE APE. "I'm sorry
beaglie beaglie!" Adorable!
I've got OTR playing on KFLY
an on-air interview with
Hayden P. playing on KSXY
American CornPops
(yes there is a night/day
difference!) and maybe get
out today and enjoy
Heaven's Mood, take some
pics maybe, who knows!
It's supposed to be the
LORD'S DAY so let's get
you screaming "OH GOD
OH JESUS!" dontcha think?
AUGUST 2, 2020
LAKES, STEAKS & CAKES
This "Sentimental Saturday"'s cinema selection is
Kristy McNichol's "WHITE DOG". It's 2:30 and
I'm off with friends to have a little PIKANIK on this
glorious day having already been up and
showering outdoors at 5am, breakfast by the
waterfront and an hour of some of the most
beautiful sailing I've done on the lake.
Listening to BAKER STREET and will be taking in
"WHITE DOG" later after a BBQ with
steaks and cakes!
Gimme a jingle let's mingle and tingle!
AUGUST 1, 2020
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
As you all know, I used to
(before COVID) give 'tips' to
delivery staff, UBER & Taxi
drivers, hotel staff etc...and
posted a few of these
experiences with the ICE
CREAM MAN (...is cumming!)
and whacky, spontaneous
sexual adventures. Since
Covid...that's been quashed.
<Sigh>
Here's a sentimental saturday
look at one fella in NIAGARA
who ALMOST chickened out.
VIPS can see the entire 23
minutes of oral and more
in the new AUGUST section.
JESUS! WHY IS CUM SO
DAMN AMAZING?!
AUGUST 1, 2020
JULY was a great month for
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D A Y S O F A W E
Let's get into the swing of things...
Bearly any summer left to us...
Let's GUST with AWE for 31 days...
Think of me as the BASKIN-ROBBINS
of lust...31 flavors...
You...me...unforgettable
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