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"Your sweet laugh Amy is always a ray of sunshine!
And they say that sunshine is the best disinfectant....

Hmmmm....take that COVID-19!" -- Kherg007

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Jimmie Rogers' Sweet

Sweet Voice

"The Long Hot Summer"

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JEWEL-EYED & FRISKY

JULY 31, 2020

As JULY comes to a close I am amped for the coming AUGUST
and reminding everyone the fall and winter might mean another
COVID-meets-INFLUENZA lockdown as our governments
bumble about doing their best to deal with what will be
written about in the history as THE SECOND BLACK PLAGUE
(worst-case scenario). 
Contact me now. Don't wait. Build a trust now!
My eyes are like diamonds now...sparkling with the SUMMER
OF FIRE that has been a mix of apocalypse and erotica.
Let me help you break out of the shadows and doldrums.
Frisky doesn't need to be risky.
I'm giving out 4 FREE HOURS OF FUN to one lucky playmate.
It could be you...find out how tomorrow!
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JULY 31, 2020

Sorry, Do You GUH-KNOW-ME?

I never see my little garden
guh-no-mees (GNOMES)
but hell I'm not Gary Gnu
either. However, they need
a home so here they go!
As for this blip of
Chiaroscuro on the radar...
it's a FRIDAY FLASHBACK!
I've always insisted on
taking candid photos sans
enhancements/editing of any
kind. Feel the real!

LIGHT THE SHADOWS

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I'm worlds away from Caravaggio
 but with a little  chiaroscuro
anything can be sexy!

JULY 31, 2020

Why couldn't Caravaggio get a date?
 
He was just a Baroque artist!
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VALETDICTORIAN

While prepping the video for
THROWBACK I realized it was
too intimate, too precious.
Even this -- going through D.'s
VALET here was modest com-
pared to others but he hated
wearing jewelry of any kind,
but the astrocytoma ditched
30-yr-old allergies and also
made it possible for him to
not only wear it but love it.
He was thrilled. His FOSSILS
and ROLEXs, his badass
shades and numerous bands
for his IWATCH were among
the 'bling' he left behind.
Even this...intense for me.

JULY 30, 2020

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KNIGHT & DAY

Spent a bit of my afternoon
yesterday sketching naughty
toons in the cabana followed
by a scintillating shower
outdoors (of course) when it
got dark.
Video in MDV
LOVE the movie!

JULY 30, 2020

JULY 29, 2020

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LESS PEN MORE ZEN

With the world in its current state
of FLUX and possibly finality I'm
setting my novel aside so that I
can focus on being outdoors as
much as possible and with people
just as much of the time. Who knows
what looms ahead good or bad but
I do know I want to be in the thick
and thin saintly or sin. Smooches
and silly loveydovey aphorisms
all around for those who are classy
enough to use the resident review notes...your kind words and the
human behind them are  EVERYTHING! Thank you!
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TOON DIVERSITY

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Typically I wait for Saturday and
Sunday mornings for cartoons but
I DO like starting every morning
eating breakfast on the balcony or
cabana or woods or water with some
MUNSTERS or ADDAMS FAMILY
or TWILIGHT ZONE...
because fun can be colour-free!
Herman is adorable! I remember that
great gig Ashton had on NIGHT COURT
“But I’m much better now!”
Creature Features are also
great for Sunday afternoon!

JULY 29, 2020

GOODIE GOODIE

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Shade by the lake to read
 and unwind with MELONY
Packed a perfect pikanik with
scrumptious goodies. Speaking
of goodies...gimme yours!?

JULY 28, 2020

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JULY 27, 2020

PRETTY PARASOL

I have a collection of parasols 
to protect me from getting
a heatstroke
when I'm gallivanting
especially when walking
with my fluffy companion.
Check the videos on MDV
Let's makes you and
your summer sizzle by
having some strokes
of our own!
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“Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't
people feel as free to delight in whatever sunshine
remains to them?”
– Rose Kennedy
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XXX TEDDY BEAR PICNIC

Every teddy bear who's been
good is sure of a TREAT today
There's lots of marvelous
things to eat
and wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees
where nobody sees
We'll hide and seek
as long as we please!

JULY 26, 2020

LOVE IS...

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JULY 24, 2020

Alannah Myles has a lot to say.
AS do I. But let's skip what
LOVE IS and stick to sheer
primal LUST! It's FRIDAY
and it would be hot to find
some backboned specimen
to do some LUST IS...
fun in some new places.
Bed is beginning to become
dull as it always does
eventually. No good attempts
at the FREE TIME question.
I do so love my cabana and
mornings with a shower out-
doors and lounging wet in
the cabana are.......love?
Nadine was sweet enough
to find this for me and bring
it along as a gift. HEARTS
'N' FLOWERS to you!

FRIDAY IS...FLY

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Every FRIDAY both KFLY
and KSXY -- the 2 radio
stations I helped launch
and inherited when D.
passed away -- spin the
best music on the planet
100% commercial-free!
DJing has become a true
LOVE IS...for me, continuing
to discover music from
as far back as 1918 and as
current as this week's
#1 on ITUNES.
SUGARFALL RECORDS is
now completely shut down
and D.'s music will vanish
from ITUNES/SPOTIFY by
JULY 12, 2021 as he requested.
Grab it while you can!

JULY 24, 2020

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JULY 23, 2020

THROWBACK: CHASE THE SKY

Throwback Thursday still a thing?
Here's a lil contest...anyone who can
name what country I'm riding KOZO
in gets 2 FREE HOURS with me
and anyone who comes to see me
between SAT-SUN and can tell me
the correct country gets that time
FREE...and 6 months of FREE time
At this heavenly threshold you
could not tell where the water
ended and the sky began

HOT PURSUIT!

JULY 23, 2020

So many great chase movies like
this one, MIDNIGHT RUN, COLD
PURSUIT, and of course, you can't
possibly watch SMOKEY & THE
BANDIT and CANNONBALL RUN
too many times! So much damn
fun! But the best HOT
PURSUIT is chasing TAIL!
Embrace the dog in you and
chase the cat...Obey George
Clinton and let's get it so hot
it goes ATOMIC!
Here pussy pussy...
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(Not So) TRIVIAL A PURSUIT

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4 OF US GIRLS playing...the
winner? loser? gets to? has to?
munch the others out until
everyone cums. Reward?
or punishment? LOL!
relies heavily on perception.
Playmates use the 'butterfly
cards' to jot reviews...

JULY 22, 2020

TIME'S UP!

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JULY 22, 2020

I'm roughly halfway through
writing the first in the
HURRICANE JANE series
and orders for a copy can
now no longer be purchased.
Time has also run out on
asking me about 'The
Butterfly Secret'. Those who
did now get a 50% discount on
their next playtime!
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RIGHT ON TRACK

Whenever I play the song on KFLY
we get a GLUT of emails and msgs
from people who love the song.
I don't know that there ARE any
tracks to get, be and stay on but
I'm fine with being a lil sexually...
derailed. And I love taking long
walks down any nearby tracks;
and the brooding HEAVEN'S
MOOD made for some sexy
photos and video and a very
atmospheric stroll.

JULY 22, 2020

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Something Happened On The Way To Heaven

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JULY 22, 2020

According to everyone I've chatted with on the subject
and everything I've read, seen in TV and movies,
until 1980 or so people were still necking. Necking
pretty much vanished after that. More importantly,
until the same time people still dated. A girl could
go out on friday night with a guy then sunday
night with a different guy and so on and she wasn't
a slut. This was expected. Everyone did this.
WTH HAPPENED? Everyone in the 80s got
clingy, demanding, insecure, possessive
(and I mean from the get-go! No dating around
and eventually settling into a "steady")
WTH happened?! Did the 70s destroy everything?
D. insisted that parents stopped parenting
so teens got clingy, cloying and could no
longer emotionally accept such things.
Jealousy: MINE AND ONLY MINE
So damn ugly! Sigh...how tragic!

The Hand That...

                    Rocks The Cradle...?

                                ...Cradles The Cock...?

                                              ...Rocks The Cock?

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...rules the world....?
I got two hands....a mouth...and...oh my...
I'm like a basket full of goodies for
grandma...oh what a sweet cock you have
Is that all the better to PUMP me with?
Julianne was mostly unknown then and
doesn't even show up on any promo.
She's the only one that went on to
conquer the next 25 years of cinema.
She's also the 5th celebrity I met and
had fun with so she has a special
place in my heart and memories!

JULY 21, 2020

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JULY 21, 2020

THREE CHEERS FOR SUMMER

Everyone loves cheerleaders. OMG the
cheerleaders I have.....oh god yes!
So the cheerskirts w/ spanks seem to
evoke a lust in us that screams
"Ok that slut needs to get fucked!"
Everyone knows I'm a cheerleader
especially when it comes to sex
and summer. Put them together and
for god's sake...who's gunna do me
right here right now against this
rail? Roughly only 40 Days/Nights
left to summer...let's make 'em matter!
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I'm juicy, succulent

...dripping...

PEACH SKY

Usually out before sunrise to feel
part of the waking world and
getting all juicy where it counts
and ready to be your
sweet little PIKANIK PEACH!
I can eat a peach all day and
sometimes do. So who's
devouring me here on this
table? Sit, relax slurp awhile
and take a load off...oh that's
good...I like that...
TAKE? or GET?.... A LOAD OFF?
Everything's.......PEACHY!

JULY 20, 2020

VANILLA SKY

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The movie rocks!
The storm never
really happened
and the sky is now
vanilla again!
The summer of
fire continues but
beyond HEAVEN'S
MOOD there's 
another storm
gathering....
After going to the SALON
for the first time in MONTHS
I get all gussied-up and the
buggerfly rabble surrounds
me with its tickly-wiggly!
Ask me sometime about
The BUTTERFLY Society!
Meanwhile, since I
already watched VANILLA
SKY last November,
I'm thinking...maybe pull
out SKY CAPTAIN...?
My lust is thunder.......

JULY 19, 2020

CHERRY SKY

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Everyone can DREAM.
Everyone can aspire to reach
for the stars and beyond!
SUNDAY is a great day to
recalibrate yourself and
plan for Tomorrow the sort
of life and choices you've
thus far been too daunted
to create for yourself.
Even when Heaven's Mood
is less than CYAN we can
embrace the cleansing of
the rain and storm.

JULY 19, 2020

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As most know I'm a huge

fan of this 70s strip.

I have the paperbacks and

a blanket and I love reading

them...but it's even more

fun to do this....

LOVE is chemicals

LUST is sexsational!

GARDEN-VARIETY PLAYTHING

JULY 18, 2020

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Who wants to get POPPED?
I'd like to think I'm not a garden
variety slut! I'm proud of being
a GUNG-HO...well...HO! (giggle)
I'm feeling especially juicy
and succulent and giddy!
A beautiful morning in the
garden shower and laying
naked in the cabana in quiet
dawn....VIPS can watch the
masturbation fun but for here...
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VIP DAZE

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As I approach what is almost
surely going to be the last
8-12 months I'm available
I'm announcing this will
be your last chance to get
VIP access which everyone
knows cannot be earned or
purchased. Instead you
need to...
1) BE a very horny person
with inclinations to cum
3-4 times/day
2) Be a regular
3) Love chatting on KIK
4) Be familiar  with my: life,
relationships, KFLY, novels
...inquire for details
VIP (as most know) is
chock full of the dirtiest,
wildest XXX you're ever
gunna find and 1/3 of
which is Britney and other
celebs, CAMJAMs etc...
After this OCTOBER 25th,
any/all VIP access will not
be given to new playmates!

JULY 17, 2020

SUMMER OF FIRE

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As THE SUMMER OF FIRE
continues to blaze...D. loved
the movie STREETS OF FIRE
enough to name 2 of his 87
albums (and songs too) as
an homage. At least twice a
year he'd saddle up on
the couch with popcorn and
savor every frame of this
"ROCK N ROLL FABLE"
Time to dive in myself
and check out the best
concert scene/song ever
produced for a flick!
It's FRIDAY and TONIGHT
IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE
YOUNG! Let's set the
streets on fire!

JULY 17, 2020

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POP MY CHERRY!

CREAM my cherries! Tight! OH YA!
TIGHT, SNUG, gyrating...
Get that gooey, creamy,
joooozeeeeeeee all over my
tight little pink parts and of
course my lips, throat, food...
Cherries are only this good for a
short stint so I try to get me some.
Now let's try to get YOU some.
Stocking up on POP too...icy
cold and perfect for POPping

JULY 16, 2020

DATES, WAITS AND UPDATES

OK! So I checked! I'm most definitely SUCCULENT!
That means I SUCCULOTS! So many 'announcements' that I have
to skip graphics and Fengshui/Tetris every word. First: the wait is
over...the 1st in the BLACKFEATHER BOOKS is finally polished and
ready for horndog consumption. It charts a pretty precise course
through the first of Britney's sexual experiences leading to the
events of her first ROLLING STONE cover. VIPs will find a new
ICON...and pace yourself! Even 2 pages should be enough to
make you POP like hell!
SECOND: I'm still dating and accepting dating invitations from
any/all, male/female under 40 non-smoker/stable.
Also...SEEKING adventurous new PLAYMATES to have some
daring (but tasteful/carefully-shot) fun on cam...I especially
wanna get to the playground at 2 am, my little bridge or by
the bluffs. FOURTH: Now that 90% of my travelplans are
'neutralized' I will be 'about' more than usual! Not sure if that's
a good or bad thing but let's make the most of it!

JULY 16, 2020

SNOWBALLS IN JULY

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In a humourless desert, the laughing
are the OasisIt's HUMP DAY!
Let's do sum humping!
As everyone knows I am still
losing weight and I'm strict
about my treats but I had one
of these babies for brecky and
OOOooooohhhhh baby!
Who's going to improve
the other one with their cum?
Hellzya!

JULY 15, 2020

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YOUR SMILE IS WORTH A MELON BUCKS

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Love spending every possible
moment near water or on the
water, sailing, paddling, listening
 to the waves, watching the boats
and the seagulls traverse the
terrain.  Life's better when you
have oodles of smiles... oh
and orgasms! Let's make sure you
have plenty of both today!
I bet you're JOOOOZZZEEEEEE!
I think I may be SUCCULENT!
Lemme check....

JULY 14, 2020

SENTIMENTAL STATUE.......LAPDANCE LOVE?

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This time last year loving the little
towns and tawdry things to do in
them when there's little else to do
but gush over their quaintness!
I bought my 4 foot pencil here...
(not a euphemism, people who've
been to my home know I own a
4-foot real pencil!) Look out for a
link while I sink his dink into my
pink? HAHAHAHA not really.
Loving the lifeless leaves me...
well...orgasmless but it's cute!

JULY 13, 2020

“Every summer day is the equivalent of a lifetime's worth
of happiness, every lost moment a year
– Unknown
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THE JUICY ONE!

CUM GET THE JUICY ONE!
I'm short...real short...people used
to call me 'hey squirt!'. They had
no idea! Cum get me all
JOOOZZEEEEEEE!!!!
I'll be with my wives, GFs and
others who loved D. during these
'birthday' days to 'plant' the
first of 12 TREES with 'ash-
enhanced' soil in the first of his
12 fav places on the planet.
CATCH ME BEFORE 6PM!

JULY 10, 2020

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HISTORY is BLACK n WHITE

Sting says that HISTORY
WILL TEACH US NOTHING 
but whatever your
feelings about days-gone-by
there's always a sense of
clarity/20-20 that reminds me
of this year (2020). Still sifting
through the travels and finding
Brit and I having breakfast by
this awesome little bridge and 
oasis. VIPs can now find the
entire breakfast and our conver-
sation about sex, beauty,
and marmalade!
MELON had fun yesterday!

JULY 9, 2020

And a river runs through me...

Had tea 'n honeydew with the
dawn, mowed the lawn, did the
weeds/trim, DJ'd the stations,
and wrote another chapter of
HURRICANE JANE all before
9am! I'm off to  bask in the deep
woods with my bridge and
breakfast, Swan River so sweet!
Solace, nature's music..someone
needs to HONEY DEW ME! here
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JULY 9, 2020

WAH-GRR-MELON

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Not sure which of these
two is gunna EAT the
other so prolly shouldn't
leave them alone
together! Guess I'll take
JUICY over furry!
OFF TO THE BEACH!

JULY 8, 2020

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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!
LOVE IS AWESOME
THE WORLD IS WONDERFUL!
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DIRTY GIRL, DIRTY BIKE

Wet T-shirt contests are always
a 32K's best friend...now that I'm
all wet n soapy watchagunnado
about it? Who's gunna
lemme straddle 'em and rev that
engine and gimme that hot thick
creamy "fuel injection"?
Summer OF Fire?...drench me!
SOAK ME! Vroom Vroom!
Let's riiiiideee!
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JULY 7, 2020

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BORN TO BE WILD

Maybe some of us were just coded
in our DNA to be WILD! Howling
at the moon? Running with the night?
Nurture vs. nature? I can't ride a
bicycle let alone a MOMO but I
admire the nostalgia of this model
and have no plans on selling it.
Big plan today is to make it
sparkle and glitz and maybe
take some flirty photos on it
in the sun and fresh air!
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"For some the wilderness
is not in the wild but in
the will"

JULY 7, 2020

SADDLE UP!       JULY 6,2020

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I've been fortunate enough
to ride horses all over the
world and on the back of
dear-departed's BIKE in
a few countries. I'll have
to wait for tomorrow to
wash the bike and take
that associated video
and sexy pix. Just not
enough time in the day
for sex and...well...
everything else.
I vote sex sex sex!

WHERE'S THIS GO?

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It's warm, buttery and cylindrical
with a tapered end...hmmmm now
where can a girl hide this where it will
do the most good? As I mentioned
I'm about to wash the Virago and
treat the leather saddlebags
and maybe shoot some vid of
those and maybe some great
photos if I feel sexaaahhh!!

JULY 6, 2020

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JULY 6, 2020

FEAR FACTOR...? or

FULL-OF-S* FACTOR?

Most know I am an avid lover and
watcher of FEAR FACTOR but I am
also a player of it in my daily life --
ever challenging myself and by
others to challenge and
intrepidly doing the new/daring
I hate being lumped in with lame MILLENNIALS who've spent their
lives so far trying to be pretty/hot and now are easy on the
eyes but have not done a SINGLE DAMN thing in their lives
because they think being young/hot somehow entitles them
to success at everything without substance/skills or that the
universe will favor them for being shallow/superficial.
I've spent my life acquiring skills, abilities, adventures and
there was blood, sweat and tears every grueling inch of
the journey! TWO such couples bragged, talked smack,
revelled in their egos and then COMPLETELY CRAPPED
OUT of the event they were such assholes about.
No class. No manners, vicious, nasty and WENT HOME!
Don't be mean, don't be vain, let's all have some
character and be sweet! And for pete's sake...
LET'S ALL BE BRAVE! Let's LIVE life...not talktalktalk!

SUNMUNDAYFUNDAY

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 After the girls (including Brit) 
and I went riding, we had lemon-
ade in the shade and now that I'm
home I'm feeling REVVED &
ready for another kind of riding!
Gunna get my engine running...
& HEAD out on YOUR HWY!
YIPEEKAYAAYYYYY!!!
I'm your huckleberry!
VIPS can watch full 103 min
video in 'SUMMER' vault

JULY 6, 2020

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BREAKFAST IN CANADA

SUMMER MORNINGS are so damn
delicious! Seven of us going sailing
canoeing and canoodling most of the
day so with everyone else in the house
still asleep I'm exploiting the privacy
to relish an amazing brecky on the 
bedroom balcony....sigh. Have to savor
these moments in life. Who's got
'bangers' and 'beans' ? WINK WINK
I'm such a SUPERTRAMP!

JULY 5, 2020

PREMATURE EVACUATION

WOW! So after the all the driving and drama of
getting here, our............'playmate' got in
the door and shook hands with...well...what
matters is he literally CAME in his pants before
things got started and was so embarassed
he fled! I mean like...never even texted thereater.
How very..downinflameslame...sigh...first time
for everything! After MONTHS of COVID
killing the travel/visitations, the first weekend
is 50% bust! SUNDAY! OMG!! Let's SUN!!
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JULY 5, 2020

CELEB MEET-N-EAT -- RIGHT NOW!

It is 6:55pm and as soon as this BLOGPOST
is published people will be scrambling
to be the one lucky licker who gets to
hustle his ass to the house and meet
(and certainly more) both my celeb house
guests. As always the invitation is extended
with the caveat that you need to have
the guts to show, class and zero $ as
it is (as always) without a price-tag.
However, you do need to be the first
to correctly answer the following question:
NAME 4 CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN HERE
IN THE LAST YEAR
Contact me as fast as possible on KIK
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JULY 4, 2020

CELEB MEET-N-EAT

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It's lunchtime but I've already
devoured my two celeb house-
guests and they have
-- in turn -- done their own
gobbling of me and the cock
belonging to one DAZED
and AMAZED playmate
who was fortunate enough
to have been chatting with
me when my guests decided
they wanted to be daring!
It's been months thanks to
COVID but finally!
He's driving home but he's
gunna have to go real slow
because he's gunna be...
well...you can see the video
later today in VIP and VIPs can
now find the video as
promised of the
SMILEMILEHIGH fun on the
jet...holy shit is it ever damn
HOT! ENJOY!
Stay alert on KIK and this
blog for another possible
opportunity before 2pm
tomorrow or sooner.

JULY 4, 2020

SUMMERBREASE

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As everyone knows by now
(or should!) I've spent half
my time so far this summer
SAILING, CANOEING,
SCOOTERING and being
a YARDBIRD. Maybe I'll
get my grass so damn
green it'll look like the
EMERALD FOREST
(great movie BTW).
Now that things are
beginning to shift back into
their typical place in many
respects, I really wanna be
extra daring this year and
get some great sex with new
playmates on cam for those
who love the juicy jolty jiggy
fun of showing off! Summer
is already 1/3 over folks!
REACH FOR THE SUN with
me. Icarus be damned!.

JULY 4, 2020

“Some beautiful paths can’t be
discovered without getting lost.”
– Erol Ozan

A TON-O-TIN-O-BALLS

I got these for  D. because he grew up
with and adored/LOVED/got misty for
JACK'S CHEESE BALLS which vanished 
years ago with these. But dang we found 
boxes of them and he never got to relish
them before he passed. Now I'm serving
them along with the other goodies I
leave out for all you delicious treats!
You eat my goodies now...my goodies
are especially good with ORANGE POP!

JULY 4, 2020

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LESSGOFRESCO

I GOTTA GUSH about
showering outdoors
every morning!
It will CHANGE YOUR
LIFE! Trust me...ask me
how to DIY!
VIPS can watch the
9 min vid of my soapy
wet naked body
100% El Fresco!!!

JULY 3, 2020

“ If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays,
he wouldn't want me here either.”  -- James Johnson

GROWING BOYS NEED TANG!

IT'S FRIDAY and it's gunna be hot enough
to FRY an egg...if you didn't know
FRIDAY was named for the Norse
goddess of love/sex...not the religious
practice of frying fish for a meatless
observance most Catholics did for
centuries. Who's buttering my bagel?
Watering my lawn? Weinering my bun?
Euphamisms aside...let's SIZZLE!

JULY 3, 2020

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TANG 'N SAUSAGE:
NOT TOO RACY
FOR BREAKFAST!
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YOU HAVE A WHAT!?!?!

While watching my nightly fix of FFEUD
Richard Dawson (who I love and is clearly
the best host they ever had but have
noticed has a caustic/passive-aggressive
side) said, "We have a JACK-OFF STAGE"
Ok...ok...ok...he actually says
"We have Jack (the 2nd contestant)
offstage" but it's still hilarious!

JULY 3, 2020

GIFTSFORALIFT

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All the classy gents and Jennies
respect my gracious rates
with tokens of thought,
dignity and effort.
This means the world to me!
Thank you all!!
This WATERMELON
pikanik basket is simply
AWESOME! OMG! And only
like 20 bux but so sweet!
FIJI is fab and gift cards are
GREEEAAATTTTT!

JULY 2, 2020

NEW MAN!

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For those who hadn't heard
I started dating again and
only one fella bothered
to ask me out...so I went!
Then we went out again,
walking, sharing stories
about ourselves etc and
after a dozen outings
lifted the 60-day moratorium
on sex...and now...(no
drumroll necessary) we
are officially an item.
True to my basic criteria
he loves what I do and thinks
it's wicked cool and is not
by nature MONOGAMOUS.
Riel is 44, 1/3 Apache,
thoughtful, sweet, inde-
pendent...but I am still open
to other suitors! 

JULY 2, 2020

S M I L E M I L E H I G H !

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The 7th Britney Viewing/Meeting went off beautifully
yesterday/last night as 3 of you delicious
playmates got a chance to watch some of
BRITNEY's craziest erotic exploits while meeting
and clinking glasses with her and then...knocking boots...and...wow...well... On a Challenger 850 cruising
Canadian skies, not one American foot fell on
Canadian Soil and not one Canadian crossed
a border.  A clever idea loosely inspired by the
INTERNATIONAL WATERS approach to gambling 
etc made for a mind-blowing moment for everyone!
Two VIPs who'd previously met Brit joined us
for BBQ before hitting OEA and what was definitely
consolation for skipping fireworks! VIPs will find a
4 min clip of the "SEXPLOITS" and I'll have a
 comprehensive full video posted in 48 hrs or less.
Be patient plz! What a way to start JULY!!!
OMG THANK YOU everyone you were so
respectful and made me look sooooo good!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
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JULY 2, 2020

KEEP YOUR EYES

PEELED FOR THE

NEXT

GOLDEN TICKET!

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!

IF THERE'S ONE THING
BETTER THAN BEING CANADIAN
IT'S BEING A
FRISKY - AS - "FLEEP"
Canadian Girl!
Let's make some FIREWORKS!
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JULY 1, 2020

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WE ARE FAMILY

We are a kind and
gorgeous country of
rainbows and sun!
Whatever the
question,
Canadians have the
best answers!
We ignore the usual
nonsense in so many
other countries and
we just live/love!

YUMMYCUMMYCUMCAKE

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A second cum delivery and
one slice of cake becomes
dessert and protein simul-
taneously! Not to mention
DAMN DAMN dehlish!
Unfortunately, the third fella
refused to properly clean
himself and then got scary.
Tragedy but what can you
do when people are not
what they always appear
to be!? See the vidclip
here and VIPS can see the
second delivery and con-
tinuous uncut vid from
splooge to last bite in the
usual VIP area in SUMMER

JUNE 30, 2020

MAKE A GIRL BLUSH!

"So for those of you who know,

you don’t need to read this.

For anyone who doesn’t

know this is for you.
Fantastic hospitality to start

things off. She’s cute, friendly,

bubbly, and quirky. I shower

thoroughly, brush my teeth, etc.

We get to the bed, lay down

and engage in some very

passionate dfk. Then begins the

BJ... IMHO this is probably the

best BJ I’ve had in Y E A R S.

By the time I walked out,

a very happy camper, after the

40 minutes of intensity

was done, I barely even knew

which way was up. If you

haven’t seen her

yet I don’t know what the

hell you’re waiting for.

Go. See. Her. Now!"

-- Rebelinbed

JUNE 30, 2020

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CUMCAKE!

Still paring away the pounds
down to perfect weight and
don't indulge in sweets
much but when I do...cum
makes a great icing and a great
salad dressing! Here's one of
the many sweeties who was
gracious and spunky enough
to glaze my goodies!
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JUNE 30, 2020

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THE NEW ARCHIVES

is in the works...

THE ORIGINAL ATM BLOG

is here until the new archives

are complete

PLEASE USE THEM!

The info is very valuable to you!

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